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Burger Balls

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.
Cara had to lay off the jorts because the burger balls were starting to be bothersome.
by Deepration July 29, 2021
mugGet the Burger Ballsmug.

skittle balls

Skittlitis is a medical condition that causes abnormal skrinkage for male testicles. See where windchimes for more details
by Darth Cuckus the Wise December 8, 2017
mugGet the skittle ballsmug.

Ball Down Machine

An alternate name for a beer, referring to "balling down", the act of consuming alcohol as described by Ontario slang.
Gonna acquire a ball down machine just now. be back shortly
by REALHOTBOI June 19, 2021
mugGet the Ball Down Machinemug.

2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum
Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022
mugGet the 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicatormug.

ball punching

Me and bob went ball punching, turns out thats a bad idea
by sweet sally may January 8, 2012
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Ball's lost

When something goes exactly as planned.

Everything pans out, with benefits.

A serious backhand in table tennis, at least 2900 level, not even giving much effort.

A kike who can use his backhand for table tennis and forging signatures for fraud insurance.

A jewish dentist who rips people off.

A scamming jew with an amazing backhand in table tennis.
"Petteeerrrr looook, I'm not even tryyinnngggg"... "The ball's lost!" Gary Osmanoff yells as he beats Adam Hugh 11-4 the first game.

"If you give the ball to my backhand...... THE BALL IS LOST."
by Gary Osmanoff November 2, 2011
mugGet the Ball's lostmug.

Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case
Jazz “ They Took My Balls
Me “Ofc they would”
by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020
mugGet the Took my ballsmug.

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