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Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS)

That jolt in your taint that feels like someone shoved a hot sword up your ass
Last night I was driving and lost control of the car after a bout of Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS).
by lickmed February 9, 2025
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Reverse-Foot Syndrome

A footballer who is mysteriously unable to score goals with their dominant foot during open play and can only find the net using their opposite foot. This unusual trait, almost like a curse, makes their finishing both unpredictable and frustrating, as every attempt with their stronger foot somehow fails—except for penalties, which they can convert with their dominant foot.
Scouts were amazed and confused by his Reverse-Foot Syndrome; every goal came from his weaker foot.
by zruwl February 13, 2025
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Little man syndrome

Someone usually a grown adult , is a massive bellend to everyone and everything 24/7 for no reason maybe because they are short and think everyone is against them all the time
“God that (insert name here) is a right funny fucker
I reckon it’s little man syndrome”
“Inni”
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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Doge derangement syndrome

Since was elected president a second time and their lawfare croacked the democrats doubled down and now suffer from doge derangement syndrome
by Sexydimma February 13, 2025
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Accidental Neymar syndrome

A genetic disease that can be controlled if practiced.It is a effect that make you feel and be like neymar for a short amount of time while playing a game of football.
'Bro I swear I got accidental neymar syndrome' or 'are you sure you don't have accidental neymar syndrome
by Fettfuhtikleyang February 14, 2025
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Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.
Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
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Doge derangement syndrome

When Trump was re-elected in 2024, proving that lawfare didn't pan out, the liberals continue to double down on their stupidity...they accidentally discovered doge derangement syndrome as a new mental health disorder....
by Sexydimma February 14, 2025
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