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empty wallet syndrome

the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."
by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014
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passu-syndrome

(Pronounced: "pass-you" syndrome)

Passu-syndrome is most visible during a morning commute among fellow commuters to and sometimes from work. It is best described as: The tendency for a vehicle that is behind you and comfortable with your current speed as indicated by the buffer zone between your two cars to suddenly as you move into the right lane get more aggressive and pass you rapidly. This is not to be mistaken as an "aggressive driver" or a "road-hog". Despite that you are traveling at 70mph in a 55mph zone, he feels he needs to get one more car ahead.
Man 1: "What a lovely drive, everyone is being pleasant; even the "road-hogs" are not that aggressive today!"
Man 2: "Indeed, a beautiful drive to work."
Man 1: "Oh wait, look at this guy! He has been fine for the last 10 miles to stay a dozen car lengths behind me as together we do 70mph!"
Man 2: "So?
Man 1: "Soooo...now that I am doing 70mph in the right lane....he just has to get one more car ahead in the pack!"

Man 2: "Sooo?"
Man 1: "He has a clear case of passu-syndrome."
Man 2: "I think you need to get out more..."
by Professor Crabs September 26, 2013
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Frostmens Syndrome

A unique medical condition that commonly develops in homeless individuals when the temperature drops below 65 degrees. Symptoms include chest pain, shortness of breath, and chills. Instantly cured by being admitted overnight in the hospital with a hot meal with no long lasting affects.
Patient: Yes I called 911 because I am having chest pain.
Paramedic: Oh okay, that may be Frostmens Syndrome.
Patient: yes I think it is, usually a clean bed in the hospital and warm microwave meal fixes the issue.
by Rebeccm November 21, 2022
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Stockholm Syndrome

A fear when one becomes lost in the middle of Ikea.
I was stuck in the bedding section of Ikea and forgot which way I came in. Stockholm syndrome came in to full effect because of this dilemma.
by LJH24ZERO2 October 31, 2019
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Idiot syndrome

People who believe other idiots. They also go and show their idiocy. Idiot syndrome is easily spreadable

List of symptoms:
-Falls for misinformation
-Below avarge iq
-Believing in stupid things
-Idiocy
Symptoms that develop after 2-8 weeks:
-Believing earth is flat
-Believing in santa claus
-Believing video games cause violence
-Believing vaccines cause autism
-Believing mental disorder dont exist
-Believing viruses dont exist

Idiot syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persists for 2 weeks
-Goes out and shares their idiocy

Idiot syndrome background:
There was a one idiot on phone who decided to write up about idiot syndrome on urban dictionary

Idiot syndrome cure and treatment:
Currently there is no cure for idiot syndrome. However there are 2 treatments know as special needs school, and fact check. They decrease idiocy and increase intelligence.

Idiot syndrome cases:
4,800,986,012 (uprising)

These cases include:
-Tiktokers
-Urban dictionary voulnteer editors who decide which definition they will accept
-One idiot who decided make this definition
-Discord moderators
-Reddit users
-Reddit moderators
-Twitter users
-Urban dictionary definition makers
-Prank channels
-Reaction channels
-Logan and Jake Paul followers

Idiot syndrome prevention:
-High intellect
-Early education
-Good parenting
Whoa, why cases are this big?

Cause idiot syndrome is easily transmitable
by Notmelol123 January 30, 2022
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Aden syndrome

It's a syndrome when you love incredibly problematic and morally awful fictional characters that are hated by the entire fandom. You may believe the person with this syndrome is attempting to seem different and quirky, but it's actually an illness.
Why do you love that character?! They are an awful wicked person!

Sorry I just have Aden syndrome
by Lolol4twolols July 5, 2024
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acid sack syndrome

Acid sack syndrome is a condition in which the apple bag (scrotum) is severely inflamed and chaffed as a result of shitting or sharting in the undershorts
Bill contacted acid sack syndrome cause he could n't make it to the shitter in time
by BIG T 49 July 10, 2023
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