Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit

The term "Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit" is used when you want to express that someone is a "fucking piece of shit", but you want more pizzazz

Hey Mike! You're a Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit!

by PitifulIris April 03, 2021

Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.

Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.

by ShlongusWongus May 05, 2021

cock end wangler

another way of saying someone is a wanker

what are you being a cock end wangler for?

have you seen this cock end wangler?

by amanda fuck June 30, 2010

Dog cock

A dogs penis.

Eww, you stink like dog cock.
Or
“Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Cock rub

Noun. The act of rubbing ones peepee. Like a handjob... but way better.

Yea so last night was awesome; Kelly game me an over the pants cock rub.

by Johnny Cockboy October 25, 2017

Cock Flap

The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.

Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.

by dosel February 14, 2023

Krispy cock

Someone who decides to put Krispy Kreme donuts on his cock, and procede to show all of his friends

Yo, krispy cock, were you harder when you put donuts on your cock or when you smashed Olivia?

by Dpock March 30, 2018