My ball

Someone that you claim to be yours or is off limits

I told Susan that Josh is my ball so she can stop flirting with him

by anonymous May 31, 2025

The Balled Bald System

The balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad.

You hear about The Balled Bald System yet? it is so balled

by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022

balls to the balls

Meaning gay people who have balls and take turns slapping each other with their balls

Those big guys are going balls to the balls

by gaymanhittingyouballstotheball September 12, 2025

Ball Bra

A Pair of Men's Undies

Johnny got up and put his Ball Bra on then his pants

by Phil A Minion October 9, 2019

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

T-ball

When one friend places his testicle on the tip of his other friend’s erect penis, and the third friend hits the first friend’s testicle off of the second friend’s erect penis with his own erect penis

Last summer, Craig, Robert, and Chad t-balled during football camp.

by TheRealDonald_Trump January 4, 2020

Pulling the ball away

Making a promise you have no intention of keeping and yet your victim continuously trusts you to. Originally a gag from the Peanuts comics by Charles Schulz where Lucy van Pelt would encourage Charlie Brown to kick a football she would hold, promising not to pull away and old Chuck always falling for it.

Putin is constantly pulling the ball away with Ukraine over these talks of ceasefire so civilians can evacuate.

by Kanna-Chan March 6, 2022