hello your computer has virus

this is something what specifically an indian expert tech support caller would say and recommend downloading some file from an edgy website to help your computer run safely.

joe: Hello! my computer is not functioning properly, can you please detect the problem?
Tech Support Caller: Hello your computer has virus!!

by abondedspaghetti April 17, 2023

Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Soot

Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17

How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned

I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...

A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream

by LvvlyyKleeetf April 4, 2022

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

national hug your girlfriend day

every fucking day go give your girlfriend a damn hug loser

boy 1: dude! it’s *some random day*! go hug your girlfriend!
boy 2: it’s not national hug your girlfriend day though
boy 1: that doesn’t matter you loser! go be a good boyfriend and hug your fucking girlfriend!
boy 2: ok ok i will

by harvard.t.shirt.danielle.cohn January 13, 2020

National slap your friend day

On November 14 Who ever sends you a 👏 can slap you anywhere any time throughout the day.

National slap your friend day here I come.

by Akmeer2007 November 13, 2019

having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"

When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

by Ribz December 10, 2007

Your contribution has been noted

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.

Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

by just like honey July 1, 2017