A sex act involving scattalogical play with a partner who does not consume enough fiber, leading to a stool consistency akin to baby food.
Jim: What did you get up to last night?
Barry: That dude came over and gave me some hot queso.
Jim: Oh man, that shit must have been a nightmare to clean up afterwards.
Barry: Yeah, he needs to get on the metamucils.
Barry: That dude came over and gave me some hot queso.
Jim: Oh man, that shit must have been a nightmare to clean up afterwards.
Barry: Yeah, he needs to get on the metamucils.
by Jj4371838392 January 20, 2019

Some one who aroused the Stanley cup and put a bet in the pot for 50 grand and got a blue Lamborghini and weighing it with the gaterade to see witch one make bob marley king of Indonesia
by Man guy girl boy you choose October 5, 2021

sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it
by dickcrusherpro95 she/her July 21, 2023

by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020

John: Did you hear Dave got an urban hot tub.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.
by campsell$ March 6, 2011

When you’re tonguing someone’s a** but there farting so it’s a fight between your tongue and their fart.
As I went down on her, she began to fart but I kept going because I like doing the hot ballon with her.
by Hottmayoo June 23, 2022

When Marylanders or daring out of state people put old bay seasoning on their partner with boring sex life and lick it up.
Steven dared Sarah ,who was out of state, to do the Maryland hot bae. Took her abit to get used to when he heavily seasoned the meat but enjoyed it when he licked it off her tits.
by Onlyme4you May 2, 2023
