by crackir January 26, 2024
We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus
by Juice cake April 21, 2024
Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
by HornyNarwhal May 29, 2018
Friend: Yo did yall kick it last night?
You: Hell ya dude she gave me Hurricane sex!
Friend: OwO *instantly dies*
You: Hell ya dude she gave me Hurricane sex!
Friend: OwO *instantly dies*
by WassabiWaffles May 03, 2018
"Look at this person behind me, right up my arse- close enough to have road sex( didn't even buy me a drink first)"
by Martyn71 May 14, 2025
The act of having sex while driving. Root word road head the act getting thy penis sucked while driving.
We were doing triple digits while having road sex
by Addison Buchanan December 13, 2022