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by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025
Get the i Am Subterfuge Personified, Call Me Hellstrommug. me assahe is a sexual act between a cis straight couple where the woman inserts a whoopy cushion into the man's anus and inflates it. The man then clenches and makes the whoopy cushion make it's trademark sound. (Not all people can fart on command so this helps). "assahe" refers to the slight little giggle you let out (at the ass, and situation). An "ahe" - it's not enthusiastic as you watch the whoopy cushion deflate in a man's ass and you contemplate all the decisions you've made in your life that brought you to this moment.
Man: I paid a chick to come over and she gave me a me assahe
Woman: I've been really bored and uninspired in the bedroom so I tried me assahe
Woman: I've been really bored and uninspired in the bedroom so I tried me assahe
by thatmanmon October 19, 2023
Get the me assahemug. Shiba is a pick-me because she wants all the guys for her and doesn't give a shit about their mental health.
by Mehbrhe May 14, 2023
Get the Pick-Memug. 
by Abbxoanzoabsg April 2, 2024
Get the Pick memug. 