if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014
by nicotine whore July 14, 2020
Womens nudes are like art, but a guys nudes are just them basically saying "look at sex sausage, you want some fuk"
by nicotine whore July 14, 2020
by JaKhaki_Twin May 01, 2021
1. fantasy where a female fully consumes a male
2. fantasy where a male fully consumes a female
The title is obvious
2. fantasy where a male fully consumes a female
The title is obvious
by GasparThalasso June 03, 2025
When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
The knots you get in the back of your hair (often called "the kitchens") from being pounded against a flat, non-satiny surface while in the prone position during epic and lengthy missionary-style fucking.
Damn, that Mormon boy I dragged in after he rang my doorbell? I thought he'd be a two-minute man, but no--sex dreds!
by thatmisscarly June 02, 2012