Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples

that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel

by bruce21b August 22, 2012

stain that shit up

When your dog barks nonstop with or without a reason.

WIFE: There is no one outside Zuri. Why are you barking?
HUSBAND: Ignore her. Stain that shit up Zuri.

by 50racer October 11, 2020

shit his socks

When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.

That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!

by Sargenitals July 5, 2018

shit fuck all

A regional term in the Canadian Maritimes and Southern Ontario. Meaning nothing, or very little.

Dude 1: How much gas do we have left?
Dude 2: We're down to shit fuck all.
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by Mikihailio June 21, 2017

Full bag of Shit

1.A compete ,crammed full bag of Shit...2.More than half

a bag 3.a suggestive figure of speech....to be used when two persons..do not agree on something...

1. My boss at work...told me I had to work over 12 hours a day...for the rest of the week. Whether I liked it or not.....so when he started cussing me...I told him to Eat A FULL BAG OF SHIT!!!!!.

by The Accumuator November 7, 2021

oh-shit paper

the last piece of toilet paper that left after doing "the deal"

i was stucked at the public-toilet for an hour cuz' there allways an "oh-shit paper" on there

by Yoni zabari February 20, 2007

This shit ain't Australia.

When you encounter a situation you initially thought to be pleasant and easy to go through, but once you go through it, you realise it was actually much more difficult than your original assumption.

- Damn, I wen't to a BJJ class last night and it was tough as hell.
- Told you bro, this shit ain't Australia.

- I sold my passion project to my company for more money and now I realise that I feel pretty dead inside.
- Yeah, this shit ain't Australia.

by mnclz March 2, 2022