Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023

half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !

Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!

by Debyumyum February 01, 2023

half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !

Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!

by Debyumyum February 01, 2023

seth ball

the best person to exist, he loves they/thems and all of that gay shit. he's also taken so back off ladies

Hot woman: wow i want to date seth ball
seth ball: no you hate they/thems and i am taken

by Jen9a May 29, 2023

peels balls

the act of being terrible at something

That guy peels balls at Call of Duty: Black Ops!!

by Luciano Lozano November 15, 2010

Date Ball

An 8 Ball of cocaine you and your partner split during a date night.

Hey, buy a Date Ball for when we go to the restaurant tonight

by Mr. Bern June 06, 2024