Cock barnacles

A guy with Herpes on his dick

"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"

by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015

Ostrich Cock

Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.

“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”

"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."

by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018

Cock-Gromlin

Someone who’s unattractive but still manages to find desperate dick.

“Blimey you’re a cock-gromlin!” Or, “you’re nans such a cock-gromlin”
“YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, GRANNYS GONE COCK-GROMLIN”
“Rah, my bumholes proper cock-gromlin right now”

by Ninjjahagshsh June 1, 2025

cock shooting

When you take your penis and

jizz on some one from a distance

When I was cock shooting I hit a girl from 3 feet away

by Man of rape December 28, 2013

Vomit cock

When you are being deepthroated too hard they choke and throw up onto your dick. Making your cock reek of vomit for days.

Joel: "yo, did you hear Oli got vomit cock last night"
Dan: "k"

by BirdShitter April 19, 2016

Dangaly Cock

The Cock that sways left and right

She was so flabbergasted by his DANGALY COCK.

by starballz November 20, 2022

Nympho Cock

A mans genitals during No Nut November. The cock wants to get pleased more than ever and the horny level of the man is beyond imagination.

- Man my nympho cock must be pleased.

by Kurtkorv November 5, 2019