simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”

did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.

by shatikiliki November 28, 2019

Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.

Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017

Irritable blinker syndrome

That person that is just too good to use a blinker, the person behind begins to quench, stereotype that individual. Subsequently losing that beautiful tranquil thought instantly.

I had Irritable blinker syndrome today as everyone must be out of blinker fluid. It made me real mad and I feel it has an impact on my erectile dysfunction. I think it's called IBS? I hear it on the commercials, it must be true..

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

SKIBIDI OHIO SYNDROME

Skibidi ohio syndrome is often a condition of many childern in 2024 and 2023 year.
Also some of symptoms of "SKIBIDI OHIO SYNDROME"are:"Lonely Wolf phase","Ohio Beast","Sigma Grind"and some of less important ones!
We recommend to keep you childern in range of 1 to 10 years AWAY from skibidi toilet series,if you dont want them to become people who edge on Livy Dunn,A.K.A. "livy Dunn edger army".

"Granny can u let me watch another episode of Skibidi Toilet? No,grandson,u can get diagnosed with Skibidi Ohio Syndrome!"

by Skibidi Sigma Rizzler March 17, 2024

Turkey Tom Syndrome

Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)

“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.

by Banmi June 8, 2024

Eric Cartman syndrome

Someone who thinks they’re the victim in every situation, no matter the circumstances.

I think Dig has Eric Cartman syndrome.

by StellaPTX March 3, 2025

Carter syndrome

A form of the ultimate narcissist. Blames others for their failures. Takes the glory out of someone else’s good fortune or hard work. Never wrong and can tell you what’s fucked up in your life. If you see one run!!

Damn, Jami with her Cater syndrome. That bitch ain’t done shit all weekend but takes credit for all my hard work.

The Carter syndrome Is strong in this one. She has done fucked top everything she has touched but blames everyone else for her failure as a human being.

by Celticninja66 August 24, 2022