I-M-2-6-C-4-U

I'm too sexy for you

(I'm two six-c four you)

Text use: "I-M-2-6-C-4-U geddit?"

by chocolate kettle May 26, 2010

I needed that like a hole in my head

What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.

The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.

by Hopelessly out of style January 8, 2017

dont touch me i have a boyfriend

now this this is pretty gay

yeet dont touch me i have a boyfriend allen

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8

A substandard of gr8 b8 m8

Guy 1: Did you see the newest movie with (Random Actor)

Troll 1: I have, starring (insert character from another series that is hated beyond recognition)
Right? I know I'm right you twats
Guy 2: Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8

by Dat g8 guy December 5, 2015

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

by NDcent December 14, 2010

I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night

The famous line that Sans Undertale said in Deltarune.

Your mother, huh? Too late. I already "befriended" your mom last night.

by GNSGNY December 22, 2018

if she were naughty, I would spank her

Phrase most popular in the late 90s and early 2000s; guys would say this to each other to express that a woman was physically attractive. Rarely used nowadays, and even then only by people 30-50 yrs old.

"Hey, John. Do you think Jane at Sam Goody is cute?"
"G'yeah... if she were naughty, I would spank her."

by The Rev NG8 August 5, 2018