shit faced dog

when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.

shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"

by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017

god fucking shit

Something said when too many profane words come to mind in a pissy situation.

GOD FUCKING SHIT! You always win at goldeneye multiplayer!!!

by thedoodler August 9, 2003

Shit in my mouth

A phrase used to express disappointment or frustration.

"You hear Carrie Fisher died?"
"Yeah fam really sucks"
"You hear her mom died too?"
"If you're gonna keep bumming me out you may as well shit in my mouth!"

by Mouth filled with shit January 27, 2017

Horse Shit Luigi

1)One step above horse shit.

2)What Alabamians say when something is fubared.

Damn it! I cut that board too short, horse shit luigi.

by Josh & Steve April 25, 2006

Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples

that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel

by bruce21b August 22, 2012

Shit-Log Sheriff

One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.

Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.

by theshitlogdeputy March 5, 2011

fuckin mad shit

to be the best, mad cunt extraordinaire, the fuckin juice. It is the ultimate of goodness. Saying that something is the best ever.

Jason: "Nick, you're fuckin mad shit"
Nick: "Cheers man"

by Nick Fannin January 20, 2008