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Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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Lincoln high school

Lincoln highschool has an horrible education system probably the worst In Michigan it's full of wanna be gang members, crackheads and sluts the teachers are nice the principal is ******ed but the worst about Lincoln are all the white boys that act gangster or hard oh and the football team is better than Belleville
I went to Lincoln high school that place was wack
by Apple123344 October 15, 2021
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Ipswich State High School

Do you like men with curly, ugly mullets who constantly look like theyre high out of their mind on ice? Well this is the school for you. Ipswich state high school, often called ippy, is full of walter white wanna be motherfuckers (not even kidding, i overheard someone talking about wanting to fuck their mother once) who cook meth in the school bathrooms. There are lots of bomb threats which isnt even surprising, as this school sucks more ass than any other school ive been too. Every girl has a stick up their ass and i think some literally did have something shoved up their ass (people wore buttplug tails). Anyday in this school is absolute hell and i think you can expect anything to happen. You could probably walk into the school bathroom and see some random ass girl butt booty naked watching sonic mpreg porn while her friends dance around her doing the macarena.
Ipswich State High School student 1: hey, are you a furry?
Ipswich State High School student 2: y-yes meow :3
Ipswich State High School student 1: kill yourself
by killyourself123456789 March 22, 2023
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Cosby high-school

Either city or country sometimes both but need to say the less they are all special (in the head) nobody's athletic and no one can hardly count to 10.
"Yo ever been to cosby high-school", "no". "Good fuck that place"
by Dickbeater5000 February 3, 2022
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Schuylkill Valley High School

Schuylkill Valley or "SV" is a small school crammed in Leesport! The school which is full of fuckboys, std filled roaches, vapers and so much more! Schuylkill Valley is also known as a crackhead school. Which means its slammed between Wilson, Reading and Conrad Weiser 3 of the most interesting schools. The football team is really chill. But conturary to the belief of the people at the Phoebe Old People home (School Admins) its educational prowess is complete dogshit. We do not learn much at sv or learn anything that will benefit us! And another belief is that we are a smoke free school! You couldn't be so far from the truth. Every bathroom for the Guys are closed and the school wont open them up! SVHS is also known a Whetto School(White Ghetto) school. It is most infested with wannabe thugs who dress like the white bot version of King Von and Carti. (the rapper carti) but that's essentially schuylkill valley in a nutshell. A school full of Wannabe thugs and crackheads and transfer kids who will be gone within the year.
You're from schuylkill valley High School? You must be a fucking crackhead
by WeedJesus69 March 26, 2025
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atlantic high school

the ghetto school of delray. with multiple physical fights breaking out daily, you will never see an uneventful day. the homophobe vs liberal fight still prevails, but with furries roaming the halls, this adds a level of difficulty for the liberals to back them up. freshman think it’s ok to walk around with an unshaven mustache and dress up daily to impress the juniors/ seniors who are scouting for their next victim. teachers won’t mind drug use at school, the only rule is that sharing is caring 😉 this school features zero diversity, with most of the population featuring african american of white individuals. you may also get harassed by soundcloud rappers or “jhits” in the hallway, so beware.
by random user 2004822 September 7, 2021
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richfield high school

Where purple potato juice and bathroom stalls without doors are.
by thatguy8264 September 4, 2016
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