When you skeet in a bitch's face, thereby gluing her eyes shut forever. Usually followed by a snowball, forming the devastating one-two punch.
Hellen Keller wasn't actually blind at birth, her dad just Zombie Masked her when she was four because she was so fucking stupid she needed a teacher to figure out what water was.
by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008

The median between a "whiskey dick" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his whiskey dick by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual performance and resentment towards ones genitals.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you fuck her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."
by A male with genitals August 6, 2009

by Uncle Squid March 13, 2010

Noun.
While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.
Syn. houdini
While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.
Syn. houdini
Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.
by SuzaK April 18, 2006

A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.
Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.
Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.
Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!
by Maddriver March 15, 2013

by XGODSXPOPTARTX August 20, 2013

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.
We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.
by Silly_Me December 22, 2018
