After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.
I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.
see "The Crotchening"
see "The Crotchening"
by demyztikx March 5, 2008
Get the crotch zombiemug. The median between a "whiskey dick" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his whiskey dick by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual performance and resentment towards ones genitals.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you fuck her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."
by A male with genitals August 6, 2009
Get the Zombie Dickmug. by Uncle Squid March 13, 2010
Get the Zombie Breakfastmug. Noun.
While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.
Syn. houdini
While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.
Syn. houdini
Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.
by SuzaK April 18, 2006
Get the zombie maskmug. I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.
by Furry Trout December 14, 2012
Get the Zombie Bowlmug. A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.
Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.
Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.
Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!
by Maddriver March 15, 2013
Get the Zombie Drivermug. an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.
by Still Big, Still B February 28, 2012
Get the zombie phonemug.