Male ejaculate that is the consistency of lumpy white gravy. Usually forms when the man has not ejaculated for at least a week, causing the build-up to be massive and thick.
Oh... oh... ohhhhhhh.... shit bitch, all over you face. You just got plastered with my white gravy. Sorry bout that ho, but I hadn't busted a nut in bout 3 o' 4 days now, and that shit is juicy. You better clean that mess up with a towel... but don't use my good towels.
by Misfit the Dog March 16, 2010

A noun, otherwise known as Vladislav Tenenbaum, may be used to describe a person of Eastern European Jewish descent, known to be extremely frugal with small dollar amounts, see also the tickler sex hair little white lotion little pink verbal handcuffer
by MichiganFan May 28, 2008

A worthless old fart who works for an in-law and does absolutely nothing for the company and gets paid. This sort of individual is exceptionally good at web loafing.
Limpy B the white top, did quite well surfing the web today. It's a good thing we pay him $20/hour to keep our company running!
by DJ Hurricane February 20, 2013

A baseball team that has about the same record in the post season as the cubs, yet the fans still think they are a much better team than the cubs because of the 2005 season. They are just as useless as any team that doesnt make the post season.
The Cubs suck. You should be a white sox fan because were the best. Our record might not show it, but trust us, were the best. LMAO
by Evan "Big Thumb" September 22, 2005

Someone who sticks up for a friend or person in hopes of getting something out of it other then trying to help them.
Mostly males who trys to win over the girl they're protecting, yet making the girl seem bad.
Mostly males who trys to win over the girl they're protecting, yet making the girl seem bad.
by roseluna March 31, 2011

On an internet forum, a person who defends a member who is clearly wrong, usually with the hopes of gaining brownie points with said member. Often seen as negative behavior.
Similar to playing Devil's Advocate, but specific to internet forums.
Similar to playing Devil's Advocate, but specific to internet forums.
Member 1: Why all the hate? He made a valid point and you guys are just dismissing him.
Member 2: Dude, stop white knighting, the guy's a troll. You're just making it worse.
Member 2: Dude, stop white knighting, the guy's a troll. You're just making it worse.
by Namagem1 January 14, 2011

by innocent student September 15, 2009
