who's in the what now?

General, all-purpose response for those occasions where somebody says some thing so far over your head, you haven't even got the foggiest of ideas about what they are saying.

Prosecutor: On the night of July 17, 2009, you, with malice of forethought, did enter said premises with the intention of pilfering a number of controlled substances for the purpose of distributing in a manner that would have been in direct contravention to the articles of law here in the province of Quebec, did you not?

Andy: Who's in the what now?

by udm111 July 11, 2010

That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

by jazmine1 April 19, 2018

Dude, what?

Typical stoner reply to anything. Most likely after a long-winded explanation of something "deep"

StonerA: Hey, I just had the greatest epiphany ever. We're all only alive because because we choose to believe we are. If you stop believing you're alive, maybe you just disappear and no one realizes that you're gone.

StonerB: ...Dude, what?

by Patback45 April 13, 2011

Weatherford Texas

A place where you go to live. And end up never leaving. Full of truck sluts, diesel douches, mommy and daddys wallets and a bunch of meth addicts.

The birth place of the clap apocalypse 2015. The only place you can get black smoked, beat up by a 28 year old twice your size at a highschool party then get your dicked sucked by a random girl.

Weatherford Texas? ohh, you mean piece of shit?

by Daddycummy69 August 26, 2016

hows the weather up there

A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.

Person 1 "Hows the weather up there?"
Person 2 "Fuck you."

by Jackalfu March 20, 2017

What A Shame

Used when someone's Dad dies in front of you, your fault or other wise. Best served with a dead-pan voice while wearing sunglasses, a black leather trench coat, and body armor.

Sandra : Oh my God! Daddy..
JC : What a shame..(lip smack) Such a rotten way to die.

by Notned CJ December 11, 2019

what's really good?

what's up? what's going on?

aiyo man what's really good?

by zero February 25, 2004