Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.

That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!

by Billlee February 24, 2022

Hawk-watching

Verb: Staring at someone or something intently or obsessively; watching them/it like a hawk

“You gotta quit hawk-watching me to make sure I’m not sleeping.”

by ScibenX March 4, 2022

Watch Mean Girls Day

A day of peace and happiness as we all sit down and watch mean girls

Yo let’s watch mean girls together it’s June 12 so that means it’s watch mean girls day

by hippoman38279190 June 3, 2021

Whale watching

Watching fat people swim in the water.

I went whale watching at The public pool.

by PASTA WITH GOOD SAUCE June 8, 2021

Active watching

Active watching is a validated technique of careful listening and observation of surgical maneuvers and procedures in an effort to gain competency in these skills

Dr. Pace reminded the resident, during their rotation debrief, to engage in active watching to learn the steps of a procedure.

by Dr. Amplatz Foley III June 9, 2021

Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021

Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.

Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?

by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021