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Warrior

by HeedThis July 21, 2023
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Nipple Warrior

Jeremy is the Nipple Warrior. To be the Nipple Warrior gives you great pride and joy, knowing you are looked up at by all, making you feel nearly god-like. It is rumored that the Nipple Warrior is the second coming of Christ.
Look! There goes the Nipple Warrior! He's so sexy.
by Nipple Warrior October 1, 2020
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CP Warrior

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.
Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."
by SonyBravia February 8, 2025
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Ethor the Legendary Warrior

An illiterate special snowflake that doesn't know how to take critics.
"Damn, don't be Ethor the Legendary Warrior. Learn the difference between critique and destructive criticism."
by Snake_Prick April 23, 2017
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Keyboard Warrior

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.

These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.
Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.

Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?

Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.
by sleepymf November 3, 2023
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One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er
I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.
by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015
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dirty warrior

The act of engaging in anal sex (doggy style position) and feces comes out, so you proceed to take your index fingers on both hands and scoop it up and swipe it under your eyes like warrior paint, and proceed with the deed.
Mikey was giving Erica anal, and a little poop came out, so he became a dirty warrior.
by Dirty Warrior April 28, 2024
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