Twitter

a place where people meaninglessly fight online, or look for their favorite porn artist

person 1:man i love to use twitter, have you seen whygena's_sketchbook

Person 2: no who the hell is that, shut the hell up

by gakksun crockpot May 2, 2022

Twitter

The only place on the internet that will make you say:

"Wow, perhaps killing Hitler was a mistake".

Ffs Twitter, just shut the fuck up.

by BasedErenYeager March 15, 2021

Twitter

An app where mentally ill people live.

Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter?

Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!

by JaredDingleDwarf May 15, 2023

Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr

You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.

by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019

stan twitter

Very weird people on Twitter who just spend their whole day talking shit about memes and celebrities. No one outside their community can really understand what they're saying. They also are very intolerant and don't give any attention to people who don't have the same interests or opinions as them. Even though their main topics are American and English celebrities and American rap, they come from many different countries like Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Barbados, South America, Europe, etc., not just the USA. They also all talk in English only. Typically comprised of teens and young people, mainly Gen Z, this is why Gen Z is so weird.

Today Stan Twitter was talking about McDonalds. They were saying stuff like, "Welcome to McDonalds, would you like to order a ____ (celebrity) meal?" Literally BS, made no sense. Like wtf?

by John532 August 15, 2021

Twitter

A social media platform full of people who support terrorists and constantly change the definitions created by psychologists. Also, everyone there, for one reason or the other, believes that being trans is a mental disorder.

I went on Twitter and someone was supporting Palestinian terrorists raping people again.

by Byyiiissshhe November 14, 2023

Twitter

The section of skin on a female between the Twat and the Shitter.

Tw-itter

Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"

Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"

Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"

by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020