toaster turtle

Damn, another weirdo...

Ur a toaster turtle

by Bong Bong Korso January 17, 2016

Baggy Turtle

An uncircumcised penis with excessive foreskin, thus resembling the rolled up neck-skin on a turtle when they retract their heads.

"Dude, I knew you were uncircumcised, but I didn't know you had a baggy turtle."

by Dr.Doctor101 November 12, 2017

Desk Turtle

Rounded shoulders and back acquired from sitting for hours at a desk over a computer.(special shout-out to renegadehealth.com)

After she discovered the social webs, she became so obsessed she turned into a desk turtle.

by plekka October 25, 2009

Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

by Wandering_Hammer August 02, 2021

going turtle

When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.

It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.

by Johnny_gilb March 18, 2016

leatherback turtle

When the girl is lying on her front and the man 'blows his load' all over her then dives on her and swims like a turtle in his own jizz.

"Me and Linda did the leatherback turtle last night, took my forever to get the cum off my chest hair."

by The biologists' sex drive February 24, 2014

turtle herder

Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.

Getting anywhere on time with little kids makes me feel like a turtle herder

by herdingturtles June 06, 2015