When your in denial about loving a girl who's about to move in with you, however you proceed to piss on here to make her feel like the Princess she is.
by Donnydondondon546 January 11, 2017
a gay queer who only likes other tonys like tony stark and tony the tiger. he means well for the lgbtq communtiy and the only people he can date identify as either cats or toasters
your an asian tony
by qwacke November 07, 2019
Trea Turner's favorite player, Anthony Rendon, also known as the best 3rd baseman in baseball. Plays for the best team in the MLB, the Washington Nationals.
And Tony Two Bags, living up to his name, has hit yet another double! Bring us your backpack emojis!
by Raynman9 May 10, 2018
When one is very uneducated, ignorant. And hypocritical. A Tony does not like hearing what is right and will often not take responsibility for his actions.
by 4udude August 08, 2017
A German CS:GO-related term referring to a player that spends the majority of the round at the T-Spawn on de_dust2 with an AWP. Most of the time it is a player of Turkish or Russian origin that desperately hopes for a kill while letting his entire team die. 90% of the time it results in the respective player getting kicked by his teammates (deservedly).
by Jonathan E. May 01, 2021
When surfing, a person who is able to go from the prone position to their feet without going to a knee first.
Get a load of Two Foot Tony over there, he makes it look so easy. It's a shame that I am a One Knee Noni.
by YaboiJmoon February 16, 2020
It's an irrefutable, scientific fact that Mr Tony Knows. Knows what? Everything that has ever happened, is happening and possibly could happen.
Therefore 'Mr Tony Knows' is the definitive answer to all questions.
For evidence of Mr Tony's omniscience, google it and find a picture. Then you will know, what I know, what joe33 shoulda knew, That Mr Tony Knows. It's fact.
Therefore 'Mr Tony Knows' is the definitive answer to all questions.
For evidence of Mr Tony's omniscience, google it and find a picture. Then you will know, what I know, what joe33 shoulda knew, That Mr Tony Knows. It's fact.
'Aww man, where my keys at?'
'Dude, Mr Tony Knows you left them in your jacket.'
'Did Hyland smash Healy?'
'Mr Tony Knows he rode the whale'
'Dude, Mr Tony Knows you left them in your jacket.'
'Did Hyland smash Healy?'
'Mr Tony Knows he rode the whale'
by 12downfor10 May 17, 2011