when you gotta roll through your rolodex of pussy or through your manila folders with pics of chicks in em just to find which one was hot or which one you want to bang that evening.
HEY! you seen my twat portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there's a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the fuck now!
by DecadentDestruction July 18, 2006
Get the twat portfolio mug.A twat bag - a name for someone who is an idiot but it's true meaning is a vagina with a ballsack hanging off of it . This is not actually real but... Imaginable
by kRaZ3_L0Y4LTY_01✌️👊 June 19, 2015
Get the Twat bag mug.A TARDIS Twat refers to a short and petite female who just happens to have an unusually wide and abnormally deep vaginal cavity. TARDIS TWAT can also refer specifically to the vagina itself.
The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.
The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.
"So I get her in the sack and start going at it, and I asked her 'Is it in yet?'. This TARDIS Twat was so big I couldn't even figure out if my pecker was in there. So I talked her into anal...which was much better."
by Eduardo D December 12, 2008
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Get the twat rocket mug.a penis, a cock, a vaginal entering implement, an object that causes great pleasure or pain if to large and vagina is not lubricated, to a vagina
susan said to joanne "wow, peters cock is a real twat buster!" whilst applying ice to her saw vagina.
by sarah dogan May 20, 2008
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by The burning bush September 9, 2016
Get the Cheeky Twat mug.the act of sneaking up behind a female and hitting them in the vagina. Works best while walking up the stairs behind them. You can use a closed fist or an open palm.
Guy: *walking up stairs behind girl, hits her in the vag*
Girl: Ow! What was that for?!
Guy: Nothing... I just wanted to Ninja Twat you.
Girl: Ow! What was that for?!
Guy: Nothing... I just wanted to Ninja Twat you.
by ilovebirchbeer_not April 27, 2009
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