Last night I was having sex doggy style with Molly, and Lane put his cock between my legs and fucked her instead. I wanted his cock in my ass, but I'm glad he did a Tight-end Pass.
by bakers_botulism January 8, 2010
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A play on words, it acts to quash the stigma attached to a person who would normally be referred to in a vulgar manner as a tight arse. The word arse in this instance, is changed to arts – a phonetical similarity yet with an intentionally stark reference in meaning. Unlike the personal traits of a Tight Arse, the Tight Artist’s sparing and economical ways are celebrated and revered. It is a hearty attempt to upturn the negative connotations attached to those who are thrifty.
Through this process of destigmatisation, a Tight Artist, by definition, becomes a person who saves money in creative ways. This is a rather more pleasing and palatable definition in comparison to that of the vulgarly named tight arse – someone disliked for being tight, stingy or miserly with their money.
A Tight Artist is not stingy. Just savvy. Because saving money is an artform.
A play on words, it acts to quash the stigma attached to a person who would normally be referred to in a vulgar manner as a tight arse. The word arse in this instance, is changed to arts – a phonetical similarity yet with an intentionally stark reference in meaning. Unlike the personal traits of a Tight Arse, the Tight Artist’s sparing and economical ways are celebrated and revered. It is a hearty attempt to upturn the negative connotations attached to those who are thrifty.
Through this process of destigmatisation, a Tight Artist, by definition, becomes a person who saves money in creative ways. This is a rather more pleasing and palatable definition in comparison to that of the vulgarly named tight arse – someone disliked for being tight, stingy or miserly with their money.
A Tight Artist is not stingy. Just savvy. Because saving money is an artform.
"Wow, Greg! That's a great savings idea. You are a true Tight Artist! Thanks."
How did you afford that? Man - You're obviously a Tight Artist. I wish I could be smarter with my money.
How did you afford that? Man - You're obviously a Tight Artist. I wish I could be smarter with my money.
by Pennnnnnny May 26, 2010
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A- "Did you hear that Jeffrey moved to Florida?"
B- "Yes! I'm so tight, I was trying to get with him!"
A- "Did you hear that Jeffrey moved to Florida?"
B- "Yes! I'm so tight, I was trying to get with him!"
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The ithcy dry feeling males get in the inner thighs when walking in cold weather, 32 and below, in suit pants. It is as if you were wearing the tight pants your mom dressed you in during your elementary school years and lined the pants with brillow pads.
The ithcy dry feeling males get in the inner thighs when walking in cold weather, 32 and below, in suit pants. It is as if you were wearing the tight pants your mom dressed you in during your elementary school years and lined the pants with brillow pads.
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