Throat Puncher

A picture, video, or gif which brings enough humor to an individual leaving him/her choked up.

Jameus thought he won until he saw the throat puncher everyone in the parlor was reading just now.

by Mr.Bankserson June 20, 2017

weed throat

when ur throat isn’t closing but it’s not like “OOAAAAAAAA”!!

Is weed throat a universal experience?

by nmaugnadesm September 18, 2022

slang throat

When a ho can repeatedly put your dick in the back of her throat.

Damn dude that bitch can slang throat

by 187&pimphos March 25, 2017

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 05, 2023

Slug Throat Fuck

When you have chlamydia and your girlfriend is giving you head, before you cum you spit in her mouth and then release all the sperm in the back of her throat creating a feeling like a slug climbing down her neck.

John:Yesterday I did the Slug Throat Fuck with Jessica,it is weird she enjoys it.
Brad:Dude,you need to cure that shitty STD!!

by GBWOW September 04, 2017

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by HD BIG BLACK COCK April 10, 2024

dry throating

When she(or he) attempts to deep throat but has severe cotton mouth or inadequate amounts of saliva and things don't go very well.

"OMG last night I was so dehydrated from drinking that I ended up just dry throating his cock"

by PlayswithRope December 20, 2019