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twin teleps

When you and a friend have the same thought at the same time.
You and a homie are smokin a blunt and both of you say "damn my mouth is dry" out loud at the same time. twin teleps
by xTETRODOTOXINx March 13, 2015
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Twin A's

Abs and Ass; Turbo chargers for successful womanizers
Massively silicon-induced trophy wife: Id like to fire up those twin A's in bed
by Salty Marmalade August 17, 2011
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Pod Twins

Two people (usually, teenagers on the bus or subway) plugged in to a single iPod, both using one half of the same pair of headphones simultaneously.
Speaker #1: "Will you look at those two idiots! You'd think they couldn't live without music!"

Speaker #2: "Hush! Careful. It ain't because they're Pod Twins that they can't hear you, you know!"
by CJ Silky August 8, 2010
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Extreme Twinning

When two bitches think they are cool when they are really just petty fucks.
by 1836nakf June 15, 2020
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Mohammad (my lovely bestfriend and twin)

I love Mohammad he is the most perfect bestfriend / twin / brother / dad and everything

He's a one out of billions of people nobody can be him. And nobody can replace his place in my heart hes the top best people among everyone that I ever knew he's so precious to me

He's funny and cute and amazing and such a respectful man. Moreover, he's smart without even trying to be he's so strong mentally and physically he is the bestfriend everyone wishes to have yet I was the luckiest out of all to be his friend.
I'm so glad i posted that embarrassing post because I've met him from it
He always compliments me and tells me how pretty I am

. He makes me feel truly loved and cared for, I want to take all of his sadness away
He always comforts me when I feel low

I love him I love his personality I enjoy stuff he likes I enjoy seeing him talk i enjoy his amazing music taste I enjoy sharing music with him I enjoy his conversations I enjoy seeing him happy I enjoy him complimenting me I enjoy him comforting me I enjoy seeing him talk well about him self and I enjoy that he feels safe with me and always opens up to me whenever he can't handle it. I love his two beautiful moles on his nose. Sadly this website doesn't make me talk about all of my love for him
"Mohammad (my lovely bestfriend and twin) is the most perfect man!".
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yesterday twins

When two people in your immediate family have birthdays a day after each other
My son and my sister are yesterday twins, his her birthday is September 5th and his birthday is September 6th
by Coachucc December 16, 2023
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Ho Twins

When a woman has intercourse with two different men in a short period of time resulting in fraternal / superfucundational twins being born - often of different races or color.
LaQuesha got fucked by both Darnell and Chad at the club last night - now she is expecting Ho Twins
by The Egg Farmer June 8, 2021
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