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Roni Teh Poni

A short kid that has his own theme song.
Me:Omg who is that?
*kid walks around in elvis costume*
Roni: I’m Roni Teh Poni, and thank you. Thank you very much.
by shygirltara July 12, 2020
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RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
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Ponis

Large and much girth pony
Your ponis made me churn and juice a little .
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my pony had a seizure

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turd pony

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
by Tr0l1er December 31, 2017
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pony tit

When a girl ties her breasts into a pony tail using a hair tye.
It's so hot outside, I need a Pony tit.
by Dan Turner Man November 23, 2020
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Pony

The word ‘pony’ is newcastle/geordie slang to describe something that is bad.
pedro - “look at me new skeets wor kid”

jeremiah - “fuck off man there pure pony them man ked!”
by PinkNobCheeze69 December 5, 2018
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