balaya fit

Is a person who goes to the gym regularly and cares more about what they think than others think.

He or she is a beast when it comes to making gains. He or she is a fierce force to reckon with.

He or she is a Balaya Fit

by Mezzaprabs November 22, 2021

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hissy fit

An expression of impotent manlet rage. The hissy fit occurs when a petite and effeminate manlet is rightfully rejected by a disgusted women for the billionth time or after the microscopic manlet boy is treed by a chihuahua or mauled by a kitten. Silly and shameful as it certainly is, the hissy fit is the only "weapon" in the stunted manlet's derisory arsenal because he is the same height as a child and nobody will ever take a fuming midget like him seriously.

Lol, why is that sissy manlet throwing a hissy fit over there? I think the compensating, little manlet boy got a spanking from his mother for stealing her high heels again. Hahahahaha! Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 12, 2024

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With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

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