Ding baggle

The act of humping and smacking their ass at the same time

Tom: oh yeah humping never felt better * humps and smacks Tim's ass at the same time*
Tim: stop giving me a ding baggle!!!

by Darude-Sandstorm January 10, 2015

Ding nut

A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.

Damn, Raymond is such a ding nut.

by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021

Ding Dash

What you call somebody when they're being retarded

Gosh, why can't you stop being such a Ding Dash!!

by Jocelyn123RenWar November 6, 2018

Ding

Commonly used in Yorkshire to refer to someone who is acting particularly stupid.

A short term for the word "ding-bat".

Shut up you ding.

Get a grip fucking ding.

by Lb95x June 30, 2015

Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator

“Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

“Yeah man”

by Babispxt August 9, 2022

bzz ding

When someone looks attractive but isn't a nice person.
Hot on the outside, but cold in the middle - like a microwave meal "bzz... ding"

What did you think of Faye Winter on Love Island?
Very bzz ding. Total microwave meal.

by OldSoup April 25, 2025

Ding

You say ding after a rude comment from your significant other. It keeps tally of the smart ass remarks so your significant other recognizes the need to back down. It’s the word you say prior to a argument escalating.

Ding : To bring attention to one’s smarts ass remarks.

“Hey hunny have you been on a scale lately”

Ding!

(Condescending tone) Wow, you really cleaned the house!

Ding

by #Templar43 February 3, 2019