Clam sander

One who sands clams. Usually attains the title through their occupation. Someone who specialises in genetalia styling is a clam sander. But this can mean someone who literally seeks out clams and sands them in an uknown fashion.

Gandalf: "Have you seen Bilbo recently?"
Frodo: "Oh yeah, every day he's out on the beach looking for clams."
Gandalf: "Whyever so?"
Frodo: "He likes to sand them."
Gandalf: "Fool."

Tobias: "Wow, Mangus where'd you get your clams styled?"
Magnus: "Don't be patheic, Tobias. They always look like this."

Lillith: "Hey Celeste, I can't seem to find a good clam sander. Do you know anyone good?
Celeste: "Yeah, I go to Kevin."

by Lentonius November 6, 2012

Burning Clam

When you drench you partner's pubes in gasoline and light them on fire whilst fucking. Not to be confused with the burning man.

I will burning clam you.

by Mr. Milkman Jones July 2, 2016

clam bumped

when a girl stops another girl from hooking up with a guy.

hey girl he's hot i'm going over to talk to him. oh shit look at that skank in my way trying to "clam bump me".

can you believe i was just "clam bumped".

by stewy loom April 19, 2011

Clam Shit

A term used to express anger/frusteration. In essence it is all of that which is, including of course the bleeding tit sack.

Stephen: wow dude, i cant believe you just fell all that way! Are you alright?
Ryan: I can't believe this happend, this is a bunch of fucking clam shit.

by Themanhimself456 September 28, 2009

clam tracks

The stripper with no underware sat on my friends leg so long, she left clam tracks on his pant leg.

by Crevis May 29, 2003

Random Clam

Hand gesture made when someone says a random thing or random moments. Made with hand in a fist and wrist together in a clapping motion.

Bill: So at thanksgiving we played some beer pong!
Jack: that is so awesome!
Sam: I like pumpkin pie.
(random clam)

by NGRam March 29, 2010

clam chower

a reference to anyone, usually female, who partakes in oral sex on a woman.

that chick is a total clam chower

by minnus August 25, 2008