Missionary position sex with a woman when it's that time of the month. Giving her the cream pie. Then hosing her down with piss. Washing off any smeared blood and gizz, on her.
by Timmersj November 26, 2015
This is a type of technique that only the most skilled race of females are able to use. It is when they utilize both palms and firmly grasp your shaft to satisfy her master's needs. She moves her wrists in a circular motion while lubricating the penis with her mouth liquids- hence washing machine.
David: Damn yo my bitch hit me with the double reverse washing machine last night
Sid: Oh word forreal how was it
David: My nigga I busted in like 13 seconds
Sid: Damn yall tryna have a threesome
David: Ye I'll ask
Sid: Oh word forreal how was it
David: My nigga I busted in like 13 seconds
Sid: Damn yall tryna have a threesome
David: Ye I'll ask
by Big Daddy Forehead November 28, 2018
An exclamation, usually made during oral sex in which the giving party expresses his or her displeasure at the cleanliness of a woman's vagina.
by jnauck September 10, 2006
tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash
haha iraqi face wash
by pureblood420 April 15, 2009
While having oralsex the guy is on bottom, licking the womans vagina, while she gives him a blow job. The car wash is complete once the guy has ejaculated on the women's face and she has cum on his face, their mouth's will be minty fresh.
by samnyst04 May 04, 2008
its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.
by shallowthoughtsby AB March 03, 2009
A metaphor commonly used around Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Basically;
Sure you've made a mistake, but you can still cover it up or make up for it somehow.
Similar to when you make a mess on your clothes, but you're able to wash it out.
Basically;
Sure you've made a mistake, but you can still cover it up or make up for it somehow.
Similar to when you make a mess on your clothes, but you're able to wash it out.
(Yinzer 1): Yinz see Ben Worthlessburger frig up that stillers game last Sunday?
(Yinzer 2): Ehhh f#@k it man, it all comes out in the wash.
(Yinzer 2): Ehhh f#@k it man, it all comes out in the wash.
by SquidtheKidone October 15, 2020