Sun slapped

When the sun burns you so bad that you can see every out line of your bathing suit. (A more dramatic outcome of a sun kiss)

Forget getting sun kissed, look at my back! I got sun slapped!

by itsyagurljos May 20, 2018

The Sun

An entity of unquantifiable proportions, this being wrought of flame is a deity in many an ancient culture.

Prolonged exposure to this being causes your skin to burn, and staring at it can cause it to scorch an afterimage of itself, or blindness under extended instances.
It is difficult to avoid The Sun, as it's radioactive nature spreads across millions of kilometres of land.

Mortal 1: "Hey, you know Jarekphreay?"
Mortal 2: "Yeah, that dude's awesome!"
Mortal 1: "Well... he got consumed by The Sun."
Mortal 2: "Damn, I liked that guy."

by GlitchZone May 24, 2023

fish dancing in the sun

Majestic as fuck

Fish dancing in the sun= Majestic as fuck

by DAZEY July 3, 2015

Sun

The thing that never sets on the British Empire

The Sun never sets on the British Empire

by Musical Chairs May 12, 2021

sun

a fat piece of shit who loves vines

? dude1:have you saw that sun today
dude2:i fucking hate suns

by tpood August 12, 2018

sun whore

A sun whore is a person that can only have intercourse when the sun is at its highest and they usually are also at there highest most often on weed. It has been documented that sun whores most often pray on the smaller and weaker moonsluts.

How derricks parents met. One was a moonslut and the others where sun whores

by Pat the fat February 20, 2023

Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.

Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”

by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023