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Post show depression

A form of depression caused by uncontrolled feelings, leading to hopelessness and loneliness. Often originates from the end of a much-rehearsed performance. It may be acute, or it may last until the next set of rehearsals start. Usually, it involves walking offstage and into a metaphorical vat of frozen herrings topped with sour relish, which will symbolize your view of life until the depression has passed.
-Why are you covered in metaphorical frozen herrings?
-I have post show depression.
-Well, you can't leave the music field, Elvis. Guess you'll have to wait this thing out.
by Keith Derfner June 6, 2015
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Post Defqon Depression

PDD or Post Defqon Depression is a state of low mood and aversion to activity that can affect a person's thoughts, behaviour, feelings and physical well-being.

Experienced for weeks immediately after the annual Defqon 1 Festival, ravers who suffer PDD may be "coming down" and begin to feel sad, anxious, empty, helpless, worthless, guilty, irritable, restless, munted & scat.

Ravers may lose interest in activities that once were pleasurable, experience loss of appetite, problems concentrating, remembering details, making decisions; and may contemplate or attempt suicide.

For more help, search Facebook: PDD: Post Defqon Depression
Guy: "How unreal was Defqon 1 last week?!"

Girl: "I know, my Post Defqon Depression is almost unbearable".

Guy: "All I want is to be back at Defqon. FML..."
by PDD_Official August 16, 2012
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Post-Nut Clarity

Clearing your mind by masturbating, preventing any wrong or regrettable decisions.
"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"

"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
by TonyHamilton Ck May 10, 2019
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Post Nut Clarity

"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"
by saladcock September 14, 2019
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post-camp depression

The terrible feeling you get after summer camp, because you miss it so much.
"Wow, home life sucks. I just miss camp, I think I'm suffering from post-camp depression."
by kayble October 20, 2015
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Post Fap Clarity

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick
Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch
by poizunman December 31, 2011
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Post-Endgame Depression

The feeling of depression felt after watching Avengers: Endgame, as you enter the first stage of grief and refuse to accept that the original avengers saga is, in fact, finished.
"I haven't gotten out of bed since watching Avengers: Endgame" "Sounds like post-endgame depression"
by PaulRuddIsImmortal May 2, 2019
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