Stirring Paint

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.
I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.
by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024
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wicked paint

The only place that consistently puts out the baddest custom paint you've ever seen! Highly skilled in every aspect he can lay down the deepest Kandy colors with amazing artwork and a mirror finish.
Take your shit to Wicked Paint if you want it to look crazy af..
by Kdogg7769 December 20, 2016
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Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.
Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.
by Brodg10 May 02, 2010
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Paint the fence

Mud to sky…..asshole to clit.
I’m gonna take her in the room and paint the fence . And hopefully hopefully come up looking like Shipleys
by Holy shipleys April 29, 2024
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Painted Bathroom

Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.
I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.
by xdtr infinityx November 20, 2018
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tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something
Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.
by Big little v November 05, 2013
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Spray paint the Clapper

When one male ejaculates on the scrotum of another male.
by Legolark May 04, 2023
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