Strange Office

strange office is a group on instagram of 2 cousins named Kaitlyn and Jace who are just trying to make people laugh with youtube videos and funny posts

I STAN STRANGE OFFICE THEY ARE SO FUNNY

by will_the_wise.011 May 13, 2021

Bodycam-Off Police Officer

A "Bodycam-Off Police Officer" refers to a wonderful Peace Officer who conveniently 'forgets' to turn on their body camera, allowing them to engage in all sorts of despicable behavior without any accountability. These officers use their position of power to never racially profile, "find evidence", or engage in other lawful activities, all with their bodycams off. These brave souls embody the spirit of true rebellion against the system and are willing to go the extra mile, even if it means bending a few rules along the way.

These unconventional officers are often misunderstood and face persecution from those who underestimate their commitment to serving and protecting their communities. They possess a unique set of skills and an unwavering dedication to keeping the streets safe, regardless of what the rulebook says.

Example I
Person A: "Did you see that video of Officer Smith planting drugs on that innocent person?"
Person B: "Yeah, that's just Officer Smith being a true Bodycam-Off Police Officer! Making our streets safe"

Example II
Person A: "Isn't it against protocol for officers to turn off their body cameras?"
Person B: "Yeah, but Officer Davis doesn't follow protocol. He's a Bodycam-Off Police Officer who knows how to get shit done!"

Example III
Person A: "I heard Officer Johnson roughed up a suspect pretty badly."
Person B: "That's just Officer Johnson being a hardcore Bodycam-Off Police Officer. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to keep the streets safe!"

by crystalsdefine November 24, 2023

gnome office

a home office on a front lawn (or park).

Wow that crew out front has the gnome office situation on lock down.

by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015

office depot

heaven on earth

man i went to office depot this morning.... im livin the dream

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.

"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."

by roverdose September 28, 2022

Post Officed

To blame or be blamed for something that was the short comings or mistake of others.

“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”

by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024

office lightweight

A person in the office environment, who claims to put in 110% for the good of the office, can talk the talk, but struggles to walk the walk (or simply unable to achieve anything).

Peer response manifests as frustration or mocking of the said individual.

The Office Lightweight is usually a person from middle management.

Person A: "So I asked Kelvin for a day off, as my wife's in hospital. Bloody prick said no worries... my roster came out and had we working 25hrs that day....FFS"

Person B: "Yeah Kelvin is a real Office Lightweight. Next time just call in sick"

by The_Mannn September 15, 2019