Full Body Gooning

Engaging in sexual intercourse with someone. Gooning with two players instead of one.

My girlfriend and I got a little crazy after wine night, went home and started Full Body Gooning.

by PolarHQ June 26, 2025

Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon

Ts is so friggin tuff and nonchalant. Boi ts is so fire

Ts is so tuff. I goon to Lebron Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon

by Ligmabosack April 30, 2025

Goon

A person who is so stupid they cannot do anything, not even to save their life

some symptoms of being a goon are as followed:
-lack of intellect
-lack of awareness
-having a punchable face

Note: not to be confused with goon which is a low ranking member of a group of syndicate, the context of this term is to be used an an insult for dumb people.

Man my brother is such a Goon

by Dont tell my school i'm here October 12, 2020

Crab Ran Goon Sauce

Crab Ran Goon Sauce - when you eat out a female after taking her out to dinner for a seafood boil and her discharge tastes like fish

“Took that bitch to the Red Lobster and she let me guzzle down her Crab Ran Goon Sauce”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 7, 2024

Never Goon

The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.

Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences

by Dont let me catch you at 4am June 6, 2024

Apocalyptic Goon

When you realise the world is ending (or you are about to get inevitably murdered) so, naturally, you whip out your dick/pussy and stroke like never before, until all fades out but freak. You're gooning like there's no tomorrow, because (at least for you) there isn't any. It may also be used to disgust/confuse/arouse your killer, marginally prolonging your life.

Sargeant Doakes realised Lila was on Dexter's side, and subsequently pulled an apocalyptic goon knowing that his death was imminent. He died hard.

by Daedalus65536 February 24, 2025

Goons

Silly, Foolish, Thug

“You really got goons to attack me?”

by RedSpoil October 5, 2018