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elephant flop

When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.
Me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that I got into college!
by Fagot boy 69 January 6, 2017
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flip-flop

Regular Verb; transitive

To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
I flip-flop every day.
That guy is flip-flopping a donkey.
He just flip-flopped his mule.
Has he flip-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings flip-flopping.
by ElButifarrero May 25, 2022
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flop

katy perry's latest (and failing) album campaign/era, witness.
"this is so tragic and such a flop oh my god"

"are you listening to katy perry's new album again?"
by Naturally Honest December 30, 2017
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Flop era

A period of time where nothing seems to be going your way (badly)
Dude 1: Dude!!!! You just failed like half your classes, your girl broke up with you, and you’re being on rent???
Dude 2: Yeah, I’m in my flop era.
by DeoDaDestroya April 7, 2024
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Flip flop ass drop

This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
by Miquelito6233 August 13, 2023
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Flop

Flop. Susie won't fart on me!
by Flop090 August 21, 2023
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skrinson doofer flip flop

Coloquialism for any given object in need of passing (spliff, salt, remote, etc)

HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED
Pass me the skrinson doofer flip flop bro, you're hogging it
by fleshconker December 6, 2022
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