Egg-sucker

Someone really old, past their age.

“That guy is an old egg-sucker, it doesn’t matter what he thinks.

by Targathia November 11, 2020

Spotted Egg

When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts

I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

Scrambled Egg

Egg. But scrambled.

Breakfast Dude: i will eat waffles
Breakfast Dude 2: I will eat scrambled egg

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

Fast as egg

Gaining a large amount of likes on your post on social network.
Inspired by egg post on instagram profile @world_record_egg.

Yooo that post is fast as egg.

by Yaboiy420 January 13, 2019

Eggs Venni

Also known as Eggs Venedict, Eggs Venni is a legendary Venetian breakfast dish that refers to a variation of Egg Benedict that must include poached eggs and hollandaise sauce. As Venetians traditionally consume sweet pastries with their morning espressos, Eggs Benedict is almost impossible to find in Venice. Eggs Venni has become something of a legend, because it is almost impossible to find.

Screw all these bombolones , I could kill for some Eggs Venni!

by funksuey June 29, 2022

Slick Egg

A testicle that has been inserted into a wet vagina and then removed from said vagina, thus making it feel similar to a slick egg.

Dude 1: Bro, I slick egged my girlfriend last night!
Dude 2: Nice homie!

by Cheetahz December 23, 2016

merfirc egg

An egg that is really sus and rare.

Person 1: OMG IS THAT A MERFIC EGG
Person 2: OMG YES *starts singing* IM A MERFIRC EGG MERFIRC EGG

by Bunblebainis_lover April 27, 2022