Duck Story

A song about ducks. The first one is the best.

Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023

Getting Duck

The act of Drinking until your ducked

"yo man are getting fucked yet?"
"nah, I'm getting ducked"

by lolperson1234 October 2, 2011

duck caru

Duck caru is a bulky duck that has no hair (bold) likes to wear blue shirt that smells like trash. And it is poor with its stinky 20 dollars money. It is fat and have no food to eat so it eat the food in the garbage.

damn! thats a duck caru! 🦆🚗

by _SlimzCarufam_ August 30, 2022

duck off

Similar to fuck off, you can tell them to go away angrily and ask them to duck off. I don't know the entire definition, but hey, it works.

Excuse me, do you got a minute where I can talk about Minecra- Duck off.

by HardcoreScientist November 28, 2022

night ducks

When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.

GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".

by coyotemutt January 24, 2015

The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring

Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

Duck beak

A duck so smart it can't be just a duck, but rather, a duck beak

Hey you see him? Yeah..duck beak..I heard his iq is higher than Einstein

by Gelytin March 6, 2023