Deuce Juice

When you’re jerking off while you’re taking a shit and you bust a nut as the turd is half out.

Duuude I finally did it ! I Deuce Juiced ! Didnit at the right time!

by Tunaman801 February 20, 2018

deuce patrol

Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.

Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.

by joshtrel99 October 1, 2014

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

Deuce

Deuce is a bor that gets either very lucky or unlucky. Deuce is also lookin kinda cylo

that's kinda deuce getting so lucky and lucky at the same time

by cylorun September 28, 2022

Deuce

1. A piece of shit.

2. A person-shaped piece of shit.

1. Hold on, I’ve got to drop a deuce.
2. Here comes Smitty.. what a fucking deuce!

by squiggular March 5, 2025

flash deuce

The action of taking a dump within the time frame of 1-2 min.

before we go i gotta take a quick flash deuce.

by zaivon July 6, 2010

Iced the deuce

Jerking off onto your shit.

It was such a impressive log that I "Iced the deuce" before I sent it on it's way.

by Styles Bitchley July 8, 2010