Dutch Goalie

A new and exciting anal sex act with single penetration but a little ball stimulation due to a blocking male's teabagging contribution.

It's a MMF situation. A man takes a woman from behind but, lo and behold, a very tall man is blocking his way because he's trying to get his rocks off between the lady's buttcheeks. Luckily, the original man can get to anal penetration by sliding his cock underneath the hanging balls of the interrupting man and, while his cock is caressed by the interrupting man's (the Dutch goalie) balls, he penetrates the bent over female from behind. Good times had by all.

by Limeylady February 4, 2010

Dutch Treat

When a woman wears a halter top during sex, and at the moment her man is about to climax, she whips the top down exposing her funbags and lets her man bust a nut all over them.

Man: keep that top on. I wanna dutch treat.
Woman: feel free to rip it off when you're gonna bust.
Man: Oh god! Show me your tits now!
Woman (pulling down top): nice shot!

by nun that November 3, 2010

Dutch Bagel

A polite way to call someone a douche bag in public.

You're such a Dutch Bagel.

Put your penis away in here, Dutch Bagel.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006

Dutch Breakfast

During sexual intercourse, a woman asserts her rear end into the air, while her partner covered in syrup, opens her anus, and cracks three eggs into her anus.

Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.

Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.

Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.

by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010

dutch piss

When you have diarrhea that bad it feels like you are pissing out your arse.

"Sorry I can't come into work to day I have a bad case of the dutch piss"

by Macca Spencer July 10, 2006

Dutch Pillow

Derived from a popular and crude sexual maneuver practiced in the heavily Dutch area of Grand Rapids, Michigan. This involves anallingus with the traditional "raspberry maneuver", often used to ammuse babies by "raspberrying" the bellybutton, and a side to side head motion.

Your Dutch Pillow was the best I have had all week.

by Dave Carring August 5, 2004

dutch goggles

When you are having sexual intercourse with a woman that wears glasses and you cum on her glasses

Yeah she looks good but even better when she has dutch goggles on

by DeVil DeMonde January 3, 2005