Mega Clit

A entity with a rather larger than average clitoris. Usually more than half an inch.

Joe: I pulled this chick last night, she was peng but had a mega clit.
Dad: We have all been there, thats how i met your mother.

by ClungePumper420_69 March 10, 2021

Clit Whistle

Sucking on a woman’s clit!

I went down on a woman and after licking her clit whistle to orgasm, I then I started Sucking her clit whistle hard and she squirted on my face.

by Swinghaven June 12, 2022

Cough On My Clit

To be used in replacement of common profanities, such as “Damn”, “Dammit”, “Fuck”, “Shit”, etc.

“Cough on my clit I forgot to buy ketchup for the family cookout”
“Cough on my clit Judy we needed those budget sheets done yesterday!”

by DaddyWaldo November 8, 2025

Clit Stick

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clit Stick is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clit Stick! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

clit blazer

An aggressive female masturbator.

She always walks funny, I bet she's a huge clit blazer.

by markymark12321 May 14, 2014

Clit Drop

To no longer be horny

Wow, what a clit drop that was!

by Kkdawg33 April 25, 2016

clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011