Jake Griffin

A literal god. Not only did he create existence but he stopped the dark forces of Chaos from corrupting humanity and sending in into damnation. He is also the hottest being alive and only takes the form of divine creation, it is destined that upon sight he can make you so horny you go “sicko mode”

‘Jake forgive me for what I must do’
‘Praise Jake and his everlasting kingdom’
‘He’s so hot he could be Jake’
Jake Griffin- God of all Creation

by Jakelover69 September 16, 2019

Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.

I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.

by Elastico Gomez February 17, 2018

jake dewing

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering

Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'

by Xx_PickleVonTickle_xX March 09, 2018

Grandma Jake

A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.

Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.

by JasonMcNugget January 25, 2017

average jake

An average size for a penis

He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.

by Romaxx May 28, 2017

jake hill

jake hill a vey nice friend he likes to beat his friends but he his nice

jake hill get hella bitches

by spooder-thung March 06, 2022

Jake Paul

a boy who sucks off his brother for "clout" since it matters to him so much

guy Fight me
Jake paul sorry u dont have enough clout

by fhduvodhsgf November 14, 2019