An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.
by Master chunks February 2, 2020
Get the Double-wide Surprisemug. The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.
by addigator February 7, 2008
Get the kinder surprisemug. The term "Kinder surprise" refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a Kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.
Sam: Did you see that Kinder surprise over there?
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!
by Tali xox June 28, 2014
Get the Kinder surprisemug. A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.
Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!
by S6 E39 - The Mess • TAWOG February 22, 2023
Get the Meat Snowman Surprisemug. When a person you've known your entire life to be a decent person or someone who hasn't expressed it during conversation yet suddenly and obliviously expresses casual racism in conversation. Surprise! It's racism!
1: "Hey guys, want to go get some Chinese for tonight?"
2: "Hell yeah! Sounds good!"
3: "Yeah! Great idea! 'Ching chong bing bong', as they say!"
1: "Dude, not cool."
3: "What!?"
2: *facepalm* "Talk about surprise racism."
1: To 3 "Now you can't come along, jerkface."
3: "Seriously! What!? And I was all ready for chink food."
1 & 2: "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?? STOP IT!"
2: "Hell yeah! Sounds good!"
3: "Yeah! Great idea! 'Ching chong bing bong', as they say!"
1: "Dude, not cool."
3: "What!?"
2: *facepalm* "Talk about surprise racism."
1: To 3 "Now you can't come along, jerkface."
3: "Seriously! What!? And I was all ready for chink food."
1 & 2: "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?? STOP IT!"
by thePenciler December 21, 2013
Get the surprise racismmug. Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.
James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"
by murder3000 March 22, 2020
Get the Double-wide Surprisemug. when one shits on a chicken and makes his or her partner lick it off and feed it back through the butthole. This then causes a sexual stimulation with the parter who then will feast on the asshole of the chicken.
"the chicken surprise tasted so good last night I thought I was in heaven," quoted chris who was just leaving ryan's house.
by Skippy June 6, 2004
Get the chicken surprisemug.