Skip to main content

Stringer

Stringer
I’m the stringer with the tv network
by anonymous August 20, 2025
mugGet the Stringer mug.

String Theory

Physicist (mathly genius) newly proposed dating theory, which explains women's descion making paridim selecting an intimate partner, when faced with an extreemly limited 'datable' population.

Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men

Background information and math supporting this theory

1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?

2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)

3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market

4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread

5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything
You had any luck with men lately?

No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?

I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
mugGet the String Theory mug.

String Theory of Life

The belief that every decision, emotion, or relationship is tangled in a web of invisible threads—and pulling one always yanks five others.
I tried to fix my schedule and ended up in a full-on string theory of life moment—now I’m rethinking my career and my coffee order.
by Briton Phillip October 18, 2025
mugGet the String Theory of Life mug.

droppin' springs

1:letting ladies(or fellas) know your into them. hinting, geustureing, winking, ect.
2:Purposely doing things to entice somone or to get them sprung usually with the hopes of getting some
Jerome: Damn, Tyree, I saw you at the club last night, nigga you was droppin' springs all over the place....
Any one pick um up?

Tyree: Hell yeah boss, these three fine bitches from UCLA was gettin hella sprung.... but I only boned one, the other two had herpes

Jerome: Killa!
by Charles Rag June 11, 2006
mugGet the droppin' springs mug.

cunt stringed

the meaning of cunt stringed is male being over ruled in the relasionship by the more dominant female because of sex he knows that he wont get the pleasure he desires if he takes the piss out of her so she becomes more and more powerfull as he will not dare do anything wrong to her
cassie- how are you and scott lately
keira- good good you know he didnt go with the lads to corfu
cassie- never why
keira- basically i told him that he wont be getting any if he leaves me for two week
cassie- awww thats well mean
keira- well if i couldnt get away with it i wont do it
its not my fault the boys cunt stringed
by rowanda February 9, 2008
mugGet the cunt stringed mug.

grandmothers string

grandmothers string is a magical invisible string that gives you the uncanny ability to randomly develop skills that give you the capability to skateboard, no sorry ROCKboard down the sides of waterfalls and jagged rocks, it also helps ytou find your way to a singing boy, baracaded in a cave inside of goblinland
do not worry for i have grandmothers string....are you comming?
by OMG YAY May 4, 2008
mugGet the grandmothers string mug.

bungee string

Wigan-ese The thin strip of skin that is on the underside of your knob.
It is impossible to crack one off with nowt but a Freemans mail order catalogue, I nearly snapped me bungee string it took so long, said P Diddy
by Johnny 5 is Alive May 8, 2008
mugGet the bungee string mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email