Eclipse Slimeball

When you cover someone's eyes with your balls and Slimeball Creampie their mouth.

I pulled the ol' Eclipse Slimeball on my girl and she left me. I'm so confused!"

by The Original Slimeball February 1, 2023

fake slime

Slang for fake friend apposed to a real slime which means real friend

WTF DUDE UR DATING MY EX YOUR SUCH A FAKE SLIME

by 🌽🌽 April 2, 2023

Wasted Slime

When a woman is horny, but there’s no suitable outlet for her horny energy and her natural lubrication goes to waste like a snail with nowhere to go.

The female version of blue balls

Jenna: Did you get it last night?

Stephanie: No girl, I’ve got so much wasted slime

That guy seemed hot but I got cock blocked. Wasted slime

by Jubilee Jim April 4, 2023

Siberian slime slap

The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.

My friends always run away in fear when I try to attack them with the Siberian Slime Slap

by Dick Anball April 9, 2023

Slurpy Slime

blob.

slurpy slime.

by blob >:) April 13, 2023

Cumberland Splice

A sexual act by nature (fetish) that involves depositing a spiral shaped turd on the chest of your significant other.

“Morning honey. Cumberland Splice for breakfast?”

by MamaSmurfy April 14, 2023

schlagel slime

another word for cum

dude my schlagel slime is getting everywhere!
Holy fuck, I'm schlagel sliming!!!
bro stop shlagel sliming in me

by cum doctor May 15, 2023